Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
